New foods

Q: Why don't you like liver?
A: It's offal.


I have this theory that certain foods seen as regional delicacies are the product of having tons and tons of something around - collard greens, for example. Other things are just cheap or unwanted, like chitlins. In fact, lobster used to be seen as a less-than-premium food.

" In colonial America servants negotiated agreements that they would not be forced to eat lobster more than twice a week.” 

And some stuff is a delicacy because it's rare or hard to produce - ortolan.

I guess blood pudding falls in the category of "having tons of something around". There's a couple of liters of blood in a pig, if that link is correct - figuring 65 ml/kg and a pig weight of 50-75 kg.

anyway. Waitrose sells blood pudding, so we got one.

I had no idea how to prepare or serve the thing, honestly. Wikipedia is your friend in these cases. First we tried a couple of slices cold. British sausage is unusual for me in that it has fillers besides meat in it - this obviously had some kind of grain and onions in it. Turns out it was barley.  So the texture was not quite like a cold cut or deli meat. Kind of squishy meat-dough. Jed was NOT into this. He spat it out and signed "all done!" almost instantly.

Wikipedia says that it's also eaten fried. I abide by the cooking axiom that anything bad can be improved by frying in butter, and anything good becomes better. So into the cast iron pan it goes!

This was much better, actually. The pudding turned from a dark brown to actual black, and Jed and I liked this more. The consistency improves a bit, although now that one is not thinking about the texture one can focus on the flavor, which is a bit.. I dunno how to exactly describe it. Doesn't taste like blood, exactly, but there is a certain tang to it that's closer to organ meat.

Speaking of organ meat, I was looking for something to go with the cabbage and potatoes last night, and I found pigs' liver was pretty cheap. I've tried liver a couple times and never been that excited about it, but there's always a first time. And Jed is too little to know that he's defying the cliché about kids hating liver.

I tried just frying it quickly in butter, and then dredged some in matzoh flour and salt. The breaded ones were better, but honestly I don't have a taste for meat that pungent. Also, as it cooled the texture went downhill fast. I might do some research on making paté and see if that's a better route. Jed of course pounded the stuff. Jen very graciously tried a bite, but was not a fan either. So Jed also had liver and eggs for breakfast.

Strong flavours were the order of the day, as we picked up another snack at the store. It's a tangy spread, full of vitamins, and was fed to German POWs in Britain; I am unsure of whether or not that violates any of the first three Geneva Conventions. We're talking about this stuff:

 

 

Marmite covered rice cakes. 2 out of 3 Brennemans in this house approve. I like nutritional yeast on popcorn, and this has kind of a similar taste, only slightly more "toasted". Fun fact: Marmite was originally made from yeast supplied by the Bass brewery. 

 

My research has revealed that the New Zealand Marmite is different from British Marmite, AND that in the sordid history of yeast-based spreads there was a "Guinness Yeast Extract" that "could also be used as an emergency gravy without any addition except hot water for diluting."

The mind boggles as what could constitute a gravy emergency.